The IPod classic clothing industry has struck my eye...

This from Knitpicks.com would have the competition sewn up if only it was not a FELTED ipod nano cozy. I'm not sure I can face trying to felt anything again so soon after the monster red bag. Unless, that is, the system of using the nobby tire of a dirt bike, a camping shower bag of water heated to near boiling in a solar cooker, and the bravery of a rider willing to listen to the thump thump thump of the bag circling his front tire at 50 miles and hour is perfected.

I could enlist a neighbor to try this, but what if he is scarred for life by the experience? I can't ride a dirt bike or I would borrow his and give this a try. I read about it in the Backcountry Guide to Living With Bubbas and Their Bikes. One of the Mammas was a felting knitter. She claims it works.