This Be the day, decreed in the days of the captive Calypso, wherein we, the lost souls of the seas, should set forth upon the Main and scour the seas for to plunder the unwise and unwary.
Be advised, Poppet is now the Pirate Queen, and she takes no prisoners, other than those who might bring a great ransom! Beware the dark sails on the Horizon! Beware the Pirate Queen!
Avast there! I be Grace O'Malley, though ye ken me by a different name. I be in disguise on account of making so many scurvy landlubbers walk the plank.
ReplyDeleteWell, then, Grace, me luv. Would you be liking to be first mate aboard the Purple Prussian, or are you sailing under your own colors? We could come to some sort of agreement, a pact or a bargain, which ever suits thee.
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