Talk like a Pirate Day is coming.

September 19th.

And you can learn to Talk the Talk, here

I was wondering why I feel so insecure at the moment, this is how it translated:

Ahoy, me feel insecure and nearly in flames Gar. Arrr, is it because my country's leaders be out o' control and the outgoin' Director o' the Fed is sayin' the Iraqi war is mostly all about oil?

Aye, me parrot concurs.

Have some fun at the Talk like a Pirate Page, Mateys! Arrrrr!

Lordy this is the worst I've felt in an age. Maybe it's time to borrow a lot of money and buy up all the yarn I can lay hands on, or.... a mountain top, or maybe just a sail boat and run up that little skull and cross bones flag from last Halloween as we sail away to Hawaii?