This just In: New Candidate for public office not even human!

Murray Hill  INC that is, testing the waters for what it believes is an unstoppable force, once it catches on with other non human "individuals".

And no, this is not the Onion!  


"Until now, corporate interests had to rely on campaign contributions and influence-peddling to achieve their goals in Washington," the candidate, who was unavailable for an interview, said in a statement. "But thanks to an enlightened Supreme Court, now we can eliminate the middle-man and run for office ourselves."

William Klein, a "hired gun" who has been enlisted as Murray Hill's campaign manager, said the firm appears to be the first "corporate person" to run for office and is promising a spirited campaign that "puts people second, or even third."

And you thought it would never come to this.  Muhahahahaha!  LMAO!!

Thank you L!