Sunday Stealing

Massive Alphabet Meme, part one
Welcome back to Sunday Stealing which originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard of the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we also have our rules. First, we always credit the blog that we stole it from and we will “fess up” to the blog owner where we stole the meme. We also provide a link to the victim's post. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") We do sometimes edit the original meme, usually to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, sometimes to select that meme's best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from either this new meme or recently asked questions from a prior featured meme.
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This week's questions come from a defunct blog called Tense Teacher.

Massive Alphabet Meme, part one

The Letter A 
Are you agnostic?   Nope.  See the sidebar
What is your age?  Younger than the Big Bang but almost as old as dirt.
What annoys you?  Annoy...  this is such a mild little word.  I don't get annoyed, generally if something upsets me, I am totally, radically P.O.d

The Letter B
Do you like bacon?  I love bacon, however I do NOT like the way almost all pork is obtained in my country so I don't eat any pork.
When is your birthday?   In December
Who is your best friend?  My DH is my very best friend. 

The Letter C 
What is your favorite candy?   I love anything with chocolate in it, even the IDEA of chocolate bacon, which I've seen at World Market, but I don't eat it.  See above at letter B.
Who is your crush?   Hmmm.  A crush is exactly what for a married gal?  Do you refer to something like the Young James Garner?
When was the last time you cried?  Today.

The Letter D
Do you daydream?  I don't have time for daydreaming.  Besides, that denotes a future.
What is your favorite kind of dog?   I love dogs, no matter what they are.  Having said that, I have to add that I really, REALLY love poodles.  But I'd take any dog given me. 
What day of the week is it?  You don't know this?  ;-)

The Letter E
How do you like your eggs?   Humanely raised, Free range and Organic.
Have you ever been in the emergency room?   Lots of times.  Want to see my scars?
What’s the easiest thing to ever do?   Fall off a log?  End up in the Emergency room?

The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane?  Yes.  I got over my fear of being flown by someone else when I was in my fifties. 
Do you use fly swatters?   No, I don't kill anything if I can avoid it.
Have you ever used a foghorn?   No, isn't a foghorn sort of big for a human to heft?

The Letter G
Do you chew gum?   No, but I used to like bubblegum.
Ever tried gazpacho?  Yes, and I like it.
Are you a giver or taker?  I give.  If I didn't I just couldn't live with myself.  Of all things I guess I hate selfishness the most.  I had to learn this as most people have.  Babies are naturally selfish or they wouldn't survive that first year!

The Letter H
How are you?   I feel shipwrecked most of the time.  You know, I'm always thinking the Mother Ship will come back for me and all of you.
What’s your height?   A whopping five-two, after losing four inches in height.
What color is your hair?   Black and grey

The Letter I
What is your favorite ice-cream?   I can't eat iced cream, sadly.
Have you ever ice-skated?   No, but I sure have wanted to!  We used to live about a mile from an Ice Rink.  I could roller skate like a Demon.  But, alas, I missed my chance to learn to ice skate.  
Do you play an instrument?   I can play guitar and a teeny bit of Ukulele.

The Letter J 
What is your favorite jelly bean?   If you are talking about jelly bellies, I'd have to say coffee ones.
Do you wear jewelry?   A little.  I like to make earrings and simple stuff.
Have you heard a really hilarious joke?   Of Course, but I can't tell it here.

The Letter K 
Whom do you want to kill?  I don't want to kill anyone.
Do you want kids?   I have kids and I'm so glad that we did.
Where did you go to kindergarten?   Alhambra CA.

The Letter L
Are you laid-back?  No way, I'm too nervous  to be alive!  I have to keep it real by contemplating the Prince of Peace, the Buddha, Lao-Tzu, and Kwan Yin virtually simultaneously!

Do you lie?   No.  It's simple.  God hears.  I love the Great Spirit so much that I do not want to disappoint.
Do you love anyone?   In truth, I love everyone, and that means all sentient beings.  It's the only way for me to live a life of Peace.

The Letter M
What is your favorite movie?  I really love, "Milagro Beanfield War".  A LOT. 
Do you still watch Disney movies?  I watch the Pirate ones.  I don't plan to watch that Lone Ranger one.  Tonto being played by Johnny Depp is just an eye roller.  What were they thinking?
Do you like mangoes?  I love Mangoes.  I wish we could have a full grown tree transplanted into our backyard.