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Sunday Stealing

May 7, 2016

Monsters in the Closet Meme

Welcome back to Sunday Stealing which originated on WTIT: The Blog authored by Bud Weiser. Here we will steal all types of memes from every corner of the blogosphere. Our promise to you is that we will work hard to find the most interesting and intelligent memes. You may have heard the expression, “honor amongst thieves”. In that age-old tradition, we try to credit the blog that we stole it from. We also provide a link to the victim's meme in our "Previous Victims" widget. (It's our way of saying "Thanks!") Sometimes we edit the original meme, to make it more relevant to our global players, to challenge our players, to select the best questions, or simply to make it less repetitive from this new meme or recently asked questions from a previously featured meme.  

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Monsters in the Closet Meme

1. Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?

Usually it's closed all the time unless we are using it for some reason.  And the monsters like it dark.

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?

Only because they will have to be thrown out after I use part of them.  I always take little bars of soap i use too.  It makes sense to me.  Towels or other re-usable things, no deal.  They stay put.. 

 
3. Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?

Boy are you nosy or what?

4. Where is your next vacation?

Whenever we decide to trade houses and get on the road.

5. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Tempting, but no.  We used to be able to buy just about any street sign we wanted in a salvage store in San Diego.  Sadly it closed in 2009.

6. Who do you think reads these?

A lot of nice, interesting but shy people who are bored with novel reading and especially after so many "disasters" have been published.  

7. Do you have a calendar in your room?

Yes, which reminds me, April's over, right?  Better flip this thing.

8. Where are you?

It was a dark and stormy night, the monster is rattling the closet door, and I am typing this out?  I should be charging up the Taser or pulling the M16 out from under the bed.  Just a sec..... Only a delusion...  I am in bed answering these nutty questions, where else would a grannie with a Taser be?  She'd be in bed defending her right to a good night's sleep.

9. What’s your plan for the day?

Making plans for the next day is a bad idea since Biblical times.  I just don't do it.

10. Are you reading any books right now?

Yes, three, all novels.  A House For Happy Mothers, The Big Fear and All the Lasting Things.

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

No, but I do leave a bread crumb trail if I'm in an unfamiliar place with a dubious looking hang-about eyeing me.  I kid you not.  And also, because of that Count on Sesame Street, I count everything else in my boring life.  I want it to stop!  Fourteen pair of underpants, ten pair of socks, seven long sleeved shirts; will it never end?

12. Have you ever peed in the woods?

I have peed in the woods, in the desert, and, No, Mother. not under the bleachers.

13. Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

Of Course, and just because others can't hear it, that doesn't mean there is no music.

14. Do you chew your pens and pencils?

No.  

15.What is your “Song of the Week”?

16. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Good lord, yes.  Guys in India wear pink, and they are fine with it.  Sikh Turbans are sometimes pink.  American males are silly.  Too British.  No fun.

17. Do you still watch cartoons?

No, I don't have the time or interest in watching cartoons.  Full length movies that are animated, yes.  I think of them as an art form.

18. Whats your favorite love movie?

Princess Bride.... Fabulous my Darling dear!

19. What do you drink with dinner?

Iced Tea

20. What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?

I don't eat them unless they are home made and I like to dip them in yogurt sauce.  Fast food bought, they once made my sick for 13 years.  No more!

21. What is your favorite food/cuisine?

Chinese oodon noodles

22. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

I love some movies but watch them over and over?  None.

23. Last person you hugged/kissed?

Mr.Z  He's fixing my computer problems, bringing me into the modern age.

24. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Yes all the way to Senior Scout from Brownie.  I Love scouting.  They taught me that there was a whole normal world out there beyond my family life.  They also taught me how to camp out.  I still remember my troop very fondly.

25. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

They'd have to pay me billions.... after taxes..