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Sunday, March 12, 2017

Oh them "Bones". Doctors weigh in on Trump's Crappy Medical Plan

This just in from the Canada Desk Correspondent: 

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's health
care package:

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under
a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians
said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the
Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole
new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists
were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up
to the assholes in Washington!

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