Personally, I always tried to answer the kid's questions because they were so cute, but this is funny. Enjoy!
"There is no cure for curiosity. It must be outgrown or endured. A child is born with its mouth in position to utter the word “Why?” and when, at some later date, it is punished for asking too many questions, it thinks up enough additional questions during its punishment to make the Encyclopaedia Britannica look sick."
I'm wishing you a Happy Easter, and a safe journey. I know this isn't very P.C. Or ecumenical, but I do respect your customs, Please do accept the safe journey part, as I can wish you that.
I bid you Peace, in your hearts, lives, and families.